I couldn't resist. After reading about the Virtual Pastor, I just had to conjure up an image of the Virtual Pastor's Wife. What would she be like? No doubt she would have a halo, unchipped nail polish, be unfailingly cheerful and smiling, and she would wear a little black dress~~traditional, of course, in a perfect size 8. No bad hair days for her, either. Hair tends to stay put when one does nothing but read the Bible all day.